Glib Glob The Shinglejarb

Glib Glob decided to frolick, so he frolicked through the Designated Frolicking Area. Then he fell into Keckle Lake. He got all soaking wet and stuff, so he blew up. He pulled himself back together and said "Well, I frolicked right into Keckle Lake! I should really be more careful!"
The next day, a Giant Taco almost crashed into him. Glib Glob thought fast and jumped out of the way. Right into, ironically enough, a conveniently-placed taco meat grinder. After gluing himself back together, he decided to go out and destroy every banana sandwich ever made.
He was very successful. He then learned of the Western Banana Sandwich Supply, and swiftly rushed to the Western Banana Sandwich Supply to destroy the Western Banana Sandwich Supply's supply of banana sandwiches.
There, he found a Piefox. It looked very lonely. He decided to pet the lonely-looking Piefox.
Glib Glob then exploded.
It was a very bananaful explosion.
It tasted of cheddar.

Snibble The Florglekobb

Snibble, a very bananaful Florglekobb, decided to trundle over Keckle Lake. Unfortunately, it was not winter, and the lake was not frozen. So Snibble exploded. Then, Snibble un-exploded. Then, he tripped over a Stumblestone. Yes, for some reason, there was a Stumblestone in the middle of the un-frozen Keckle Lake.
Then, Snibble snibbed a snibbing snibb. It hurt his Big Toe of Destiny (tm).
Suddenly, somebody blew up. Then, Snibble realized that whoever was writing this story hated him. So, he yelled up into the sky, "Oh yeah!? Well, guess what, Mr. Writer Person! I hate you too!"
Insulted, I decided to give Snibble a pretty pink tutu and a cute ponytail.
"Not funny!" Snibble yelled into the sky.
Well, this was new to me! I, personally, had thought it was very funny. But I guess nobody else appreciates my sense of humor. So, I made Snibble's head blow up.
He didn't find it very funny.

Moobgleh The Dinglefuffel

Moobgleh wanted an Applesaurus Pie-tron for Wednesday, so he could toss it at a Hypermole. Instead, he ate it. It tasted of cabbage and marvelous things. He soon found himself in the Designated Frolicking Area, where he did devour Blongak, the Unfortunately Named Kigglet, who may or may not actually exist. Then, the lower half of his body began to frolick away from the rest of his body.
"Hey!" He cried. "Get back here or I shall devour a Newt of Destiny(tm)!"
This seemed to work, as the lower half of his body frolicked right back over. Unfortunately, a Giant Taco then crushed his lower body half, and Moobgleh began to weep.
Then, the Lonely Piefox devoured his eyeballs.
Moobgleh exploded.
The universe exploded.

Wendell The Whatever

Wendell is... Well, nobody really knows what Wendell is. Or who he is. Or what he looks like. Or how he smells. He likes to dig deep and bananaful holes in the west. The holes he digs are very deep and bananaful. People call him a 'Whatever'. He thinks it bananaful.
The Whatever named Wendell likes to eat Piefoxes. Especially lonely ones. One day, the Lonely Piefox wandered by. The Piefox hungered for banana sandwiches. Wendell lured the Piefox over with a sandwich of such bananafulness, and then threw a net around the Piefox.
He planned on a Piefox-feast that night, and dropped the Piefox next to a boiling pot of water. It was more like a cauldron. Anywho, three Giant Tacos crashed through the roof and fortunately, and fatally, crushed Wendell.
The Piefox escaped and, after venturing to the Western Banana Sandwich Supply, did feast upon banana sandwiches for twenty-three days and fifty-two afternoons before exploding from the deadly Giant Taco and Banana Sandwich combo. It was not pretty. It was handsome, though.

Klaggle Fraggle The Daggle Haggle

Klaggle Fraggle the Daggle Haggle decided to eat a taco, but she was too lazy to venture to a nearby House of Giant Tacos. So, instead, she decided to chew on some mud. She scooped up a bit of Poisonous Toilet Paper and shoved it in her mouth. Same thing, right? ... Right?
So, anyway, with Poisonous Toilet Paper now in her mouth, she had to find some water to wash it down with. She ventured to the nearby Cyanide River and took a drink of the water. Her stomach started growling. She was still hungry! Can you believe it?
Next, she decided to catch a rabbit and eat it. So, she scooped up more Poisonous Toilet Paper and shoved it in her mouth... Same thing, right?
Full and satisfied, she exploded.

Linglinop The Yummy Pingle

Linglinop was a Pingle. He was very yummy. I should know - I ate his toe.
Anyway, you may think being yummy is the best thing ever, but every day, Linglinop has to dodge forks and knives and Giant Tacos.
So, Linglinop set out to find the Wishing Toothbrush Fairy. At first, he found the Ugly Toothbrush Fairy.
"Ew!" he cried, upon seeing her, "Ugly!"
"Well, I'm sorry my toothbrush is so ugly, but I loves it!" she said. Then, she turned Linglinop into an even tastier Pingle. At that moment, a Hypermole ate his right arm.
Next, Linglinop found the Toothbrush Ugly Fairy.
"Ew!" He cried again. "So ugly!"
The Toothbrush Ugly Fairy turned him into a Blunderboulder, and Linglinop was never heard from again. But it's been rumored that he now tastes even better than when he was a Pingle... Somehow.

Fleckle The Dinwart

One day, a Fleckle named Dinwart... Or was it a Dinwart named Fleckle? Yes, a Dinwart named Fleckle. Well, Fleckle pickled a cow one day. It tasted of cheddar.
The cow's cheddar taste tasted of tender horseradish, and convinced Fleckle he could survive a Giant Taco attack.
He couldn't, as he found out a few nanoseconds later, when he was unfortunately and fatally flattened by a Mini Taco followed by a Giant Taco.
It was a deadly combo (Combo #3) and not many people could walk away from it alive.
The next day, a Dinwart named Fleckle... Or was it a Fleckle named Dinwart? Yes, a Fleckle named Dinwart. Well, Dinwart pickled a beehive by Keckle Lake. It tasted of cheddar.

Tiggle The Dimbledar

Tiggle sat by Keckle Lake, when some unseen force pushed him into the water. Keckle didn't see what it was.
Suddenly, a flaming ball of fire plunged the lake, then plunged into the lake. There was a clog, and nobody else had a big enough plunger. Anyway, it plunged into the lake. It must have been a very stupid ball of fire, though, because, when it went into the lake, it was put out. But not before alerting the Giant Tacos of Tiggle's current location.
The Giant Tacos decided not to go, though. They had just gotten home from a long day at work and just wanted to eat some dinner and sit in front of the television with a bag of chips for a few hours.
Tiggle rejoiced. Then, Tiggle melted, blew up, and had a Giant Taco crash into him.

Blarble The Sning

The Sning named Blarble did something the other day. Then, she did something the next day. But today, she did something else. Next Thursday, she'll eat a Blanglemelon. But three weeks ago, Blarble devoured a Hypermole. As everyone knows, this is not a smart move.
The Hypermole, with its last breath, called out to its brothers and sisters all over the world. Just about every single one of them, save for the deaf, bananaful Hyperelder, heard and came to its aid. Almost every single one of them fell off of a cliff (or two) on the way. A few of them even defied gravity and began to float out of the atmosphere. That's just how stupid they are.
The few that survived were a very crafty, intelligent group of Hypermoles. Unfortunately, they were still stupid, and started to attack each other. Blarble walked away from the battle unscathed. The entire Hypermole race, on the other hand, was not so fortunate. The remaining Hypermoles are very rare, very valuable, and very tasty.

Slummwern The Respectable Dingt

Slummwern placed a candle on the table, then melted. Then, the candle melted. The table then melted. Slummwern re-solidified and threw his hands up in the air. Then, he threw the hands attached to his arms in the air.
"Why did we have to get the Melt-o-matic brand table, candle, and body?" he asked. After asking, Slummwern melted again. This time, he dripped down a conveniently placed drain in the floor.
"Well, this is just great," he jokingly remarked.
"Well, this is just great," he seriously remarked, when he saw a Dumbleberry Fruitcake in front of him. Slummwern reached for the Dumbleberry treat, but could not hold onto it, for he was not a definite shape, and had just gotten out of bed.
Slummwern began to sob, for he was very hungry, and did not like being amorphous for long periods of time. The Tootlefairy felt sorry for him, and made him explode.

Legendary Uym Grok!

Grok, the legendary Uym, decided to buy a toaster oven, despite the recent ban on toasting on every other Monday night and Tuesday morning. He took his trusty Uymsword, just in case a giant taco tried to attack him.
Prepared for a confrontation and a toaster, Grok set out to make his purchase.
But he was not prepared for an autograph-wanting Trundletroll! As the Trundletroll, who, incidentally, was named Fred, advanced towards Grok, the legendary Uym could think of no option but to run. So, he exploded. Then, he pulled himself back together. Then, he ran.
"I must escape!" Grok said to himself, displaying disturbing symptoms of Schizophrenia. Fortunately, before this problem could escalate, Fred exploded. Then, a giant taco fell on his remains. The giant taco then exploded.
Victorious, Grok decided to buy a toaster oven, despite the recent ban on toasting on every other Monday night and Tuesday morning.

Gleib The Tingleterry

Gleib, a very bananaful Tingleterry, ventured to Bundlewood Forest one semi-gloomy evening. She accidentally tripped over a Blunderboulder (or was it a Tumblestone?) and hit her head. Kind of like Blongak, the unfortunately named Kigglet, who may or may not exist. Almost exactly like Blongak! Except I'm sure Gleib exists. I owe her ten bucks.
So, Gleib tripped over some sort of rock, and when she came to, she was in a very strange, magical place. Being bananaful, she decided to go look for something to destroy.
She found a House of Giant Tacos, and decided it would have to do. She threw a Jumblemelon at the restaurant, and laughed as it melted. Then, she suddenly ceased to exist. She must have been just too bananaful.
Shame.

Klengle The Tofuturtle

Klengle the Tofuturtle wanted desperately to make some friends. So, he hid out by Keckle lake and waited for a friendly looking Porktrod to walk by.
First, Dinkle the Porktrod, scourge of the Pickleberry Plum and devourer of the Hypermole, walked by. He carried a box of Crengleberry Cookies and a jar of tofu.
"I thought he blew up in his story," Klengle wondered aloud. Then, he wondered it silently.
At this point in the story, a giant taco unfortunately, and fatally, crushes Klengle.
Seeing a taco, Blongak, the unfortunately named Kigglet, who may or may not exist, ran up and began devouring the strangely out of place Mexican food. Then, he frolicked. He got fined for frolicking under 2 feet per hour on a Wednesday.

Jarbleclas The Bananaful Feffle

Jarbleclas was frolicking through the Designated Frolicking-Free Area, when suddenly...
Jarbleclas was frolicking through the Designated Frolicking Area, when suddenly, he exploded. Jemble the Tootletarp was close by and threw a clothespin at a piece of Jarbleclas, but missed. All of a sudden, the ground exploded, and Jarbleclas fell into the Deep, Dark Hole of Despair And Stuff. He very nearly banged his head on the wall, but instead, he exploded.
At the bottom, Jarbleclas went all SPLAT and stuff. He began to taste of cheddar.

Jenkle The Dangleblatt

Jenkle tootled a Hampertootle as he watched the Hypermole stupidly run into trees.
"Jenkle," the Hampertootle tootled, "What is that dumb thing doing?"
Continuing tootling, Jenkle replied, "Being a stupid Hypermole." Then, Jenkle tootled some more.
"Hey! Jenkle!" The Hypermole cried, suddenly realizing that somebody was tootling a Hampertootle. "Come here and let me hug you!"
"Oh, crud, she spotted us!" Jenkle tootled. Then, Jenkle exploded. Because, hey, who wouldn't rather explode than hug the Hypermole?

Blongak, The Unfortunately Named Kigglet

Blongak has a funny name. Isn't it funny? I thought it was.
This particularly unfortunately named Kigglet strolled through the Designated Frolicking Area. As he observed the frolicking frolickers frolicking, he began to frolic as well. Then, he tripped over a Blunderboulder.
I want to talk about tacos. I happen to enjoy a good taco... Don't you?
Taco taco taco, I want a chicken taco!
A taco taco taco, a tasty chicken taco!
Blongak likes tacos, too. That is why he began to eat a taco after tripping over that Blunderboulder. It was a Blunderboulder, wasn't it? It wasn't a Tumblestone, was it?
You know, I think it might have been a Tumblestone. Well, whichever it was, he tripped over it. At least, I think he tripped over it.
... You know, now that I think of it, I'm not entirely sure Blongak ever actually existed.
Got any tacos?

Karkle the Feathertootle

Karkle awoke and, upon seeing sunlight, exploded.
After pulling himself back together, Karkle frolicked through the Designated Frolicking Area, just south of Keckle Lake. He had to pay a fine for frolicking counter-clockwise on a Tuesday.
Finished frolicking, the Feathertootle ventured to the House of Giant Fish.
Karkle was unfortunately and fatally flattened by a West Sea Grapefruit Mackerel.

Dinkle The Porktrod

The fog thickened just in time for the Porktrod's arrival.
Dinkle, scourge of the Pickleberry Plum, slogged into the Bundlewood Forest for a snackle. The Porktrod snackled of Pickleberry Plums and did devour the Hypermole.
Then, the Trundletroll trundled out of its hiding place among the Great Oaken Bundlewoods, native only to the Bundlewood Forest and Keckle Lake. The Trundletroll pointed at Dinkle.
"I spy a Porktrod, I do!" Cried the Trundletroll. "Methinks I shall devour it!"
Dinkle was prepared for this, and exploded.
Want a Pickleberry Plum?

The Hypermole

The Hypermole, a tad bit bananaful, decided to lay an egg.
"Much fun shall have I!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, for she was an insane little idiot.
The Hypermole then sat upon the Nest of Destiny and waited for that egg-like thing.
Egg egg egg.
Egg egg egg.
Egg egg egg.
While sitting there, the Hypermole realized that "egg" sounds a lot like "try to fly." So the idiot ran off of a cliff.

The Lonely Piefox

One day, The Lonely Piefox, hungry for banana sandwiches, went west, where Wendell... Dug a hole. The hole was very deep and bananaful.
I like pie. Ever notice that? Do you like eggplants? I sure don't.
Eggplant eggplant eggplant eggplant eggplant.