Snibble The Florglekobb

Snibble, a very bananaful Florglekobb, decided to trundle over Keckle Lake. Unfortunately, it was not winter, and the lake was not frozen. So Snibble exploded. Then, Snibble un-exploded. Then, he tripped over a Stumblestone. Yes, for some reason, there was a Stumblestone in the middle of the un-frozen Keckle Lake.
Then, Snibble snibbed a snibbing snibb. It hurt his Big Toe of Destiny (tm).
Suddenly, somebody blew up. Then, Snibble realized that whoever was writing this story hated him. So, he yelled up into the sky, "Oh yeah!? Well, guess what, Mr. Writer Person! I hate you too!"
Insulted, I decided to give Snibble a pretty pink tutu and a cute ponytail.
"Not funny!" Snibble yelled into the sky.
Well, this was new to me! I, personally, had thought it was very funny. But I guess nobody else appreciates my sense of humor. So, I made Snibble's head blow up.
He didn't find it very funny.