Tiggle The Dimbledar

Tiggle sat by Keckle Lake, when some unseen force pushed him into the water. Keckle didn't see what it was.
Suddenly, a flaming ball of fire plunged the lake, then plunged into the lake. There was a clog, and nobody else had a big enough plunger. Anyway, it plunged into the lake. It must have been a very stupid ball of fire, though, because, when it went into the lake, it was put out. But not before alerting the Giant Tacos of Tiggle's current location.
The Giant Tacos decided not to go, though. They had just gotten home from a long day at work and just wanted to eat some dinner and sit in front of the television with a bag of chips for a few hours.
Tiggle rejoiced. Then, Tiggle melted, blew up, and had a Giant Taco crash into him.