Jenkle The Dangleblatt

Jenkle tootled a Hampertootle as he watched the Hypermole stupidly run into trees.
"Jenkle," the Hampertootle tootled, "What is that dumb thing doing?"
Continuing tootling, Jenkle replied, "Being a stupid Hypermole." Then, Jenkle tootled some more.
"Hey! Jenkle!" The Hypermole cried, suddenly realizing that somebody was tootling a Hampertootle. "Come here and let me hug you!"
"Oh, crud, she spotted us!" Jenkle tootled. Then, Jenkle exploded. Because, hey, who wouldn't rather explode than hug the Hypermole?