Slummwern The Respectable Dingt

Slummwern placed a candle on the table, then melted. Then, the candle melted. The table then melted. Slummwern re-solidified and threw his hands up in the air. Then, he threw the hands attached to his arms in the air.
"Why did we have to get the Melt-o-matic brand table, candle, and body?" he asked. After asking, Slummwern melted again. This time, he dripped down a conveniently placed drain in the floor.
"Well, this is just great," he jokingly remarked.
"Well, this is just great," he seriously remarked, when he saw a Dumbleberry Fruitcake in front of him. Slummwern reached for the Dumbleberry treat, but could not hold onto it, for he was not a definite shape, and had just gotten out of bed.
Slummwern began to sob, for he was very hungry, and did not like being amorphous for long periods of time. The Tootlefairy felt sorry for him, and made him explode.