Moobgleh The Dinglefuffel

Moobgleh wanted an Applesaurus Pie-tron for Wednesday, so he could toss it at a Hypermole. Instead, he ate it. It tasted of cabbage and marvelous things. He soon found himself in the Designated Frolicking Area, where he did devour Blongak, the Unfortunately Named Kigglet, who may or may not actually exist. Then, the lower half of his body began to frolick away from the rest of his body.
"Hey!" He cried. "Get back here or I shall devour a Newt of Destiny(tm)!"
This seemed to work, as the lower half of his body frolicked right back over. Unfortunately, a Giant Taco then crushed his lower body half, and Moobgleh began to weep.
Then, the Lonely Piefox devoured his eyeballs.
Moobgleh exploded.
The universe exploded.