Blarble The Sning

The Sning named Blarble did something the other day. Then, she did something the next day. But today, she did something else. Next Thursday, she'll eat a Blanglemelon. But three weeks ago, Blarble devoured a Hypermole. As everyone knows, this is not a smart move.
The Hypermole, with its last breath, called out to its brothers and sisters all over the world. Just about every single one of them, save for the deaf, bananaful Hyperelder, heard and came to its aid. Almost every single one of them fell off of a cliff (or two) on the way. A few of them even defied gravity and began to float out of the atmosphere. That's just how stupid they are.
The few that survived were a very crafty, intelligent group of Hypermoles. Unfortunately, they were still stupid, and started to attack each other. Blarble walked away from the battle unscathed. The entire Hypermole race, on the other hand, was not so fortunate. The remaining Hypermoles are very rare, very valuable, and very tasty.