Glib Glob The Shinglejarb

Glib Glob decided to frolick, so he frolicked through the Designated Frolicking Area. Then he fell into Keckle Lake. He got all soaking wet and stuff, so he blew up. He pulled himself back together and said "Well, I frolicked right into Keckle Lake! I should really be more careful!"
The next day, a Giant Taco almost crashed into him. Glib Glob thought fast and jumped out of the way. Right into, ironically enough, a conveniently-placed taco meat grinder. After gluing himself back together, he decided to go out and destroy every banana sandwich ever made.
He was very successful. He then learned of the Western Banana Sandwich Supply, and swiftly rushed to the Western Banana Sandwich Supply to destroy the Western Banana Sandwich Supply's supply of banana sandwiches.
There, he found a Piefox. It looked very lonely. He decided to pet the lonely-looking Piefox.
Glib Glob then exploded.
It was a very bananaful explosion.
It tasted of cheddar.