Legendary Uym Grok!

Grok, the legendary Uym, decided to buy a toaster oven, despite the recent ban on toasting on every other Monday night and Tuesday morning. He took his trusty Uymsword, just in case a giant taco tried to attack him.
Prepared for a confrontation and a toaster, Grok set out to make his purchase.
But he was not prepared for an autograph-wanting Trundletroll! As the Trundletroll, who, incidentally, was named Fred, advanced towards Grok, the legendary Uym could think of no option but to run. So, he exploded. Then, he pulled himself back together. Then, he ran.
"I must escape!" Grok said to himself, displaying disturbing symptoms of Schizophrenia. Fortunately, before this problem could escalate, Fred exploded. Then, a giant taco fell on his remains. The giant taco then exploded.
Victorious, Grok decided to buy a toaster oven, despite the recent ban on toasting on every other Monday night and Tuesday morning.