Wendell The Whatever

Wendell is... Well, nobody really knows what Wendell is. Or who he is. Or what he looks like. Or how he smells. He likes to dig deep and bananaful holes in the west. The holes he digs are very deep and bananaful. People call him a 'Whatever'. He thinks it bananaful.
The Whatever named Wendell likes to eat Piefoxes. Especially lonely ones. One day, the Lonely Piefox wandered by. The Piefox hungered for banana sandwiches. Wendell lured the Piefox over with a sandwich of such bananafulness, and then threw a net around the Piefox.
He planned on a Piefox-feast that night, and dropped the Piefox next to a boiling pot of water. It was more like a cauldron. Anywho, three Giant Tacos crashed through the roof and fortunately, and fatally, crushed Wendell.
The Piefox escaped and, after venturing to the Western Banana Sandwich Supply, did feast upon banana sandwiches for twenty-three days and fifty-two afternoons before exploding from the deadly Giant Taco and Banana Sandwich combo. It was not pretty. It was handsome, though.