Klaggle Fraggle The Daggle Haggle

Klaggle Fraggle the Daggle Haggle decided to eat a taco, but she was too lazy to venture to a nearby House of Giant Tacos. So, instead, she decided to chew on some mud. She scooped up a bit of Poisonous Toilet Paper and shoved it in her mouth. Same thing, right? ... Right?
So, anyway, with Poisonous Toilet Paper now in her mouth, she had to find some water to wash it down with. She ventured to the nearby Cyanide River and took a drink of the water. Her stomach started growling. She was still hungry! Can you believe it?
Next, she decided to catch a rabbit and eat it. So, she scooped up more Poisonous Toilet Paper and shoved it in her mouth... Same thing, right?
Full and satisfied, she exploded.