Linglinop The Yummy Pingle

Linglinop was a Pingle. He was very yummy. I should know - I ate his toe.
Anyway, you may think being yummy is the best thing ever, but every day, Linglinop has to dodge forks and knives and Giant Tacos.
So, Linglinop set out to find the Wishing Toothbrush Fairy. At first, he found the Ugly Toothbrush Fairy.
"Ew!" he cried, upon seeing her, "Ugly!"
"Well, I'm sorry my toothbrush is so ugly, but I loves it!" she said. Then, she turned Linglinop into an even tastier Pingle. At that moment, a Hypermole ate his right arm.
Next, Linglinop found the Toothbrush Ugly Fairy.
"Ew!" He cried again. "So ugly!"
The Toothbrush Ugly Fairy turned him into a Blunderboulder, and Linglinop was never heard from again. But it's been rumored that he now tastes even better than when he was a Pingle... Somehow.